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The impression forces itself upon one that men measure by false standards,
that everyone seeks power, success, riches for himself, and admires others
who attain them, while undervaluing the truly precious thing in life.
~ Sigmund Freud
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Initial: Frederick
Profession: Psychology Undergraduate
Birthday: days left
Height: 1.76m
Weight: 63kg
Blood Type: A+
Waist size: 29-30 inches
Hobbies: Blogging; Reading; Songs & Movies; Chill out
Most Disliked Food: Anything crustacean - due to allergy
Favourite Songs to Sing to: For You (self-composed) & The Promise
Favourite Body Parts: Nose; Jaws
Schools: Pei Chun Public School (1989 - 1995); Chong Boon Secondary School (1996 - 1999); Nanyang Polytechnic (2000 - 2003); Monash University (2006 - )
Look what I've found - Japan's funniest pranks over their unsuspicious citizens. Hahahaha... Honestly, I don't know a single shit about the Japanese language, but just watching those gags really gave me a huge tickle of unstopable laughters. Those pranks were good!
Manz... the Singapore Entertainment industry should learn more from the Japanese in terms of gags and prank shows. Not just dishing out lousy TV variety shows.
Here you go, this is the moment you're waiting for... enjoy!
The Japanese Toilet Prank
The Japanese Massage Prank
If you wanna catch these videos but they don't seem to be working, drop me an email. I'll see if I can retrieve them.
June 17, 2006
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!)
It's been quite some time since I last blogged. Not that I'm lazy, or having writer's block or got myself murdered whatsoever. It's just that I've been busy working and not only that, doing some planning for my coming matriculation.
Oh yea, just in case anyone of you guys don't know, I've accepted an offer from Monash University Australia to further my studies this year. My semester will be starting in the middle of next month. The course I'm studying - Bachelor of Arts in Psychology & Humanities. I'll be taking two majors for this course of my choice. One's Psychology, and the other Mass Communication. I've always wanted to take Mass Comm during my study years in the local polytechnic, but all they look for was The Grade for my 'O' Level English Language, which I don't think fits their criteria. Stupid Singaporean Polytechnics!
Right now, I'm glad a foreign university agrees to take me in. Just like how Singapore agrees to take any foreign talent into the country. Sheesh...! No wonder non-academically talented people like us from Singapore are leaving our land for good. 'Cos Singapore only takes in foreign talents and regard locals as secondary choice. Disagree with me? Prove your point then.
And what about those JC students who stand a higher chance of gaining acceptance from these local universities, while they reject most polytechnic students who desperately or sincerely want to further their studies? C'mon, if there's not enough space in the uni, go expand it by a few more acres, rather than screwing those taxes on stupid upgrades of housings and old folk's home. Sheesh..! What's your excuse again dudes? Too many JC students? Too many foreign students? Eat my crap.
Everywhere I go, it seems like PRCs are everywhere, as if Singapore lacks the number of Chinese population. And worse, I see white people everywhere, as if they need to brighten up this place a little with their skins.
It's kinda hard making a comfortable living here in this miserable island. Everything is challenging - mentally, socially, emotionally, physically and financially. I'm not being pessimistic, but pragmatic in a way that this place is no longer the old fishing town our fathers used to make a living in. It has become a congested piece of reclaimed territory, polluted with a strong stench of stinky mindsets and attitude, where some wish that elitists weren't born.
That said, it's important to cherish our opportunity to be educated as this can place ourselves in any society to be recognized and relied upon. And it took me so many years before realising that I just can't run away from education itself, because without it, I'm a nobody. Thank God for this chance for me to further my studies and be somebody in the near future.
And as for those local universities AND MOE, argh.. you people can just come suck my dick.
June 09, 2006
I just took a test today from some blogs over the internet and here're my results...
Cool! And I'm about to start my Psychology and Communications majors this coming semester. Hahaha...
June 08, 2006
I received an email yesterday. And there's this picture of how one of the Korean toilets look like. Picture tells a thousand words and these designers, whoever they are, are pretty smart by coming up with such humorous yet artistic ideas for these toilets.
Here's the photo I received yesterday in an email sent by one of my contacts.
Pretty good hur? I thought it's really a wonderful expression of how toilets should be like. But, peeing and shitting? Nah... there're more to that. And I'm sure my ideas would help others who are either too stupid to read the signs or are totally going there for another purpose.
The first thing that comes into one's mind when the word toilet is mentioned, is "release", or some other words that can possibly substitute for it... whatever. Nonetheless, I know of some jokers who wouldn't be able to recognize the signs. There're three more categories of such jokers whom the designers missed out in the process of their brainstormings.
The three missing categories of people are: -
1) People with vulgar backgrounds, who can only tell the difference between the male toilet and the female toilet just by looking at two different obsene signs. The middle finger symbolizes the dick, while the fist with a dick stuffed between it symbolizes the vagina. Observe picture below.
2) People with "symbol-blindness" or simply put, retarded. They can't recognize symbols and it's a horrible defect of their brain cells somewhere up there. Moreover, some of which just don't get it unless you refer them to their own privates. For instance, the word Nam Geun written on the left door means "Penis" in English, while the word Chil written on the right door means "Vagina" in English. Study picture below.
3) People who goes to toilets just for the sake of release. For these men, it's not their urine nor waste but for the sole purpose of wanking. As for these women, it's for the purpose of shedding some blood. Also, to make things worse, some them might be pretty dumb as well. So pictures are put up to help them recognize the toilets. See picture below.
Sigh... I hope I could be of great help to the Koreans for now. In fact, if you were to go live in Korea, there'll be so many kinds of people there. Idiots, retards, assholes, jerks, stupids and more... forget the positives. The grass may be greener on the other side. But what the Korean media has been portraying isn't really true if you were to dwell within the heartlands of S.Korea. Oh, don't forget to board their trains too as there're plenty to observe in the trains and along their subways.
Well, that said, the people of S.Korea are nice bunch of dudes. Hmm.. maybe I should go there again one day. I miss S.Korea.
June 06, 2006
It is the 6th year of the 21 st century, June 6th. This day is written as 06/06/06 in a lunar calendar format. It actually coincides with the Number of the Beast known as 666. In short, it was a reference to Satan himself.
Who is Satan?
Satan is a Judeo-Christo-Islamic term which is traditionally refered to an angel, demon, or minor god in many belief systems.
Satan plays various roles in the Tanakh, the Apocrypha and New Testament. This term refers to a preternatural entity, an evil, rebellious demon who is the enemy of God and mankind, and the central embodiment of evil. Satan is known to be the 'Prince of Darkness', 'Lucifer', Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Belial, and most commonly, the Devil.
In Islam, he is commonly refered to in the Qur'an as Shaitan, the primary devil.
And what of the number 666? Why is it called the Mark of the Beast?
This is an interesting question. In fact, there are mathematical discoveries about this number. The link is here. And for those who are pondering about this mysterious number, here's a link to clear your doubts and querries.
Meanwhile, there's a new movie in town called The Omen. I'm not sure what that movie is about though but judging from the package itself, my guess is the violence and horrors that is creeping in this show. What a coincidence and nice timing to release such a show island-wide this season! It's a must watch if you love horror films.
Advice for all Christians: Don't be such pseudo-spiritual believers thinking that this day is bad. Our Lord is good. He had blessed this day.
As the saying goes, if you believe in God, believe there's a devil. If you believe in the devil, believe there's a God.
June 04, 2006
This is funny. But it's real. A little too exaggerating though.
